archive hannah. 16.




click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

^thats literally the last place I would ever wanna be including in a barrel full of crickets if rather be in that cricked-filled barrel than visit the psyche of a teenage boy

Thank you for articulating that for me



Hey guys, this is a really important video and I’d love your support. Recently I saw a picture on facebook of this dude trying to be reunited with someone he had a small connection with. I went through something similar, and if anyone has any information that could help me track him down that would be great.

Any information if you could send an email to that would be fantastic. 

Do it for the love, help spread my message around, reblog if you can! Hopefully he’ll see it, fingers crossed!

BTW does anyone have his postal address? I’d like to send him lovenotes with my own hair taped to the front

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Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

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The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

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Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-


They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.


she caught another bird.


update: she caught a squirrel today


She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more


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meowling-quim: is such a dangerous website omg you can drop so much money within the blink of an eye


let me tell you about sockdreams okay. everything they have is cute and their “longer” socks which are for taller or curvier people are amazing. i am almost 6 feet tall and not a skinny lady and i bought some thigh highs thinking they’d end up being calf socks on me and just kind of resigning myself to this fate but when they arrived (in like two days, holy shit they mail out fast) not only did they pull all the way up without trouble, they managed to stay up and look cute. as. fuck. OP’s right yo, that website’s a threat to your wallet.

sockdreams is such a legitimate company and I love them a lot.

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I cannot believe that I actually debated with someone that used the word “feminazis” today like literally how dumb does someone have to be to use that word.

like right the nazis wanted control over their own bodies, insured birth control, and equal pay i forgot

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if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

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